Tag: Aphorisms

Karl Lagerfeld: The World According to Karl


“When you're young you are always a bit of an idiot. What saves us is that we realize it later.”


I admit I'm a sucker for gorgeous books.

When that book happens to be filled with interesting quotes, as is the case with The World According to Karl, all the better.

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Karl Lagerfeld “is a modern master of couture.”

That explains why my t-shirt and jean wearing self, had never heard of him before picking up this book, which is really just a collection of his wit and wisdom in the form of quotations.

In the forward, Patrick Mauriès writes:

Today we live in an era of the ‘global salon,' where ‘sharing,' rather than conversation, fills the ether; where one novelty chases another from one moment to the next, and where one must always be wired in. No one thrives better in this age than Karl Lagerfeld, our faithful reader of Mademoiselle Aïssé's letters. He participates more for fun than anything else, it seems, responding liberally and multilingually to the daily demands (of running a fashion empire) via the press or the airwaves from the clamouring media whose playthings we are. Words are cast out to anyone and everyone, tirelessly picked up, polished and finally amplified across the planet, with force enough to ruffle the hair of a president, and yet fated to turn into the dust of the present. But this does not displease our hero, who cares nothing for posterity, and who has no other wish, he'd have us believe, than to let his utterances scatter and fade away.

This book is a collection of these statements, in an effort to ensure they do not disappear.

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Here are a few of my favorite Karlisms.

I hate holidays! That's for people who always do the same thing in the same place.


I hate people in this profession who get stuck in a particular era and who think the world is going mad. The world isn't wrong, it's changing.


What fashion expressed doesn't last. Style lasts. But it has to follow fashion to outlive it.


Every era gets the fashion it deserves.

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There is nothing worse than bringing up the ‘good ol days.'
To me, that's the ultimate acknowledgment of failure.


Life isn't a beauty contest. Intelligence lasts, youth and beauty are seasonal.


I'm a kind of hired gun, so if the army is good it's OK,
but if the army is not so good there is little I can do.


My greatest luxury is not to have to justify myself to anyone.


A diet is the only game where you win while you're losing.


When people irritate me, I say anything. I like being politically incorrect as well,
because I can't put up with political correctness.


My mother would always say: ‘When you're talking rubbish,
speak more quickly, we don't have time to waste.'
And she would get up and head for the door.


I never go out without my notorious dark glasses. I like to see, not to be observed.


Whether you're looking for a gift for the fashion conscious friend who has everything, or simply want to know more about a fascinating character, you could do a lot worse than the beautifully designed The World According to Karl.

The Bed of Procrustes — 20 Aphorisms from Nassim Taleb


The Bed of Procrustes, the title of Nassim Taleb's book of aphorisms, takes its title from Greek Mythology.

Procrustes (“the stretcher”) owned a small estate along the sacred way between Athews and Eleusis. He invited every passer-by to spend the night in his iron bed. No one ever fit the bed exactly (because he had two) so he would physically alter his visitors so they would fit by stretching or amputating. Eventually he was fitted to his own bed by Theseus.

Even in myth, that sounds pretty grotesque. Who would do such a thing? Who would take something that doesn't fit and make it fit.

We do this all the time. Not with people but with ideas. I think that's Taleb's point.

Taleb contrasts the ideal classical values against “modern diseases of nerdiness, philistinism, and phoniness.”

Every aphorism here is about a Procrustean bed of sorts — we humans, facing limits of knowledge, and things we do not observe, the unseen and the unknown, resolve tension by squeezing life and the world into crisp commoditized ideas, reductive categories, specific vocabularies, and prepackaged narratives, which, on the occasion, has explosive consequences.

You can consider this a stand alone, yet synthesized, version of Taleb's other works: Fooled by Randomness, The Black Swan, and Antifragile. All of these books deal with how to live in a world we don't quite understand (or as Taleb would put it, “how we deal, and should deal, with what we don't know.”)


Education makes the wise slightly wiser, but it makes the fool vastly more dangerous.


An erudite is someone who displays less than he knows; a journalist or consultant the opposite.


If your anger decreases with time, you did injustice; if it increases, you suffered injustice.


When we want to do something while unconsciously certain to fail, we seek advice so we can blame someone else for the failure.

Winning Arguments

You never win an argument until they attack your person.


Usually, what we call a “good listener” is someone with a skillfully polished indifference.

On Our Need For Stimulation

Most people fear being without audiovisual stimulation because they are too repetitive when they think and imagine things on their own.


To be completely cured of newspapers, spend a year reading the previous week's newspapers.


You don't become completely free by just avoiding to be a slave; you also need to avoid becoming a master.

Montaigne makes a similar point.


Modernity: we created youth without heroism, age without wisdom, and life without grandeur.

You can tell a lot about people from their heroes. Taleb inverts this.

People focus on role models; it is more effective to find antimodels—people you don't want to resemble when you grow up.


In most debates, people seem to be trying to convince once another; but all they can hope for is new arguments to convince themselves.


The three most harmful addictions are heroin, carbohydrates, and a monthly salary.


Writing is the art of repeating oneself without anyone noticing.

Book Reviews

It is much harder to write a book review for a book you've read than for a book you haven't read.

Information Age

The calamity of the information age is that the toxicity of data increases much faster than its benefits.

This is a point he elaborates on in detail:

The more frequently you look at data, the more noise you are disproportionally likely to get (rather than the valuable part called the signal); hence the higher the noise to signal ratio. And there is a confusion, that is not psychological at all, but inherent in the data itself.

Via negativa

Most info-Web-media-newspaper types have a hard time swallowing the idea that knowledge is reached (mostly) by removing junk from people's heads.


Don't trust a man who needs an income—except if it is minimum wage. (Those in corporate captivity would do anything to “feed a family.”)

Convincing Others

You can only convince people who think they can benefit from being convinced.

What do you do When Nobody is Looking?

The difference between magnificence and arrogance is in what one does when nobody is looking.

Those are only some of the highlights throughout my copy of The Bed of Procrustes, which I regret having putt off reading until now.

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